Slash Week! Love Park by Mac214 and Unanswered Questions by Sparabella

Morning all! Nikki is officially on vacay this week. So that means Slash Week. Urban Dictionary says this is what Slash is : Fanfiction about two male characters/real people. And that's what I'm doing! Now, this morning has a theme and that theme is Emmett. It's not very often you find a good Emmett Slash story. And I found two. The first is Love Park by Mac214. The other is Unanswered Questions by Sparabella.
Love Park by Mac214:

FFn Summary: Bella is Emmett’s fag hag and Emmett is Bella’s gay boyfriend. They do everything together – will that include Edward, the hot construction worker they see in Love Park everyday? This one shot is written for the the Parkaward Contest. AU-AH. OOC.

My Summary: Emmett is Bella's gay best friend. Bella is Emmett's straight best friends. Emmett constantly reminds Bella that she will never get a ride on his joystick. But what happens when they stumble across Bisexual construction worker Edward? Will Emmett finally change his mind about Bella? Will Edward bring two best friends even closer?

Love All Around!: So the story takes place in Philadelphia, PA. Which for me, is a personal win. I grew up in Claymont, Delaware, which is a 30 minute drive to Center City. So everything Mac talks about, I know about. Emmett and Bella have lunch every day together in Love Park. On this particular day, Bella is bitching to Emmett about the last time she got laid. And Emmett emphatically tells Bella that he is not going to screw her. He also drops the bomb on Bella that he's uncircumcised. She has a million and one questions. And he agrees to answer them. Before they get too far, they spot Edward. Emmett thinks he's gay, Bella thinks he's straight. At that exact moment, Bella has to go back to work, but her and Emmett agree to meet up for dinner that night.

At Bella's place, Emmett shows up with a little surprise. He's invited Edward to dinner. And Edward drops a bomb on both of them. He's a bisexual and is attracted to both Emmett and Bella. Eventually they make their way to the bedroom. Bella finally gets to see what an uncircumcised dick looks like, because both boys have the foreskin going on.

So the story IS a multichapter story. And updates are few and far between. Which is okay. There are only two chapters, and I am salivating for the next one. One thing to keep in mind when reading this story. I know a lot of people are squeeked out by uncircumcised men. But think about it. What's the big deal? When hard, they look almost the same. See. Look. A picture of a circumcised penis.

Now a picture of an uncircumcised penis.

Do you see a difference between the hard circumcised and the hard uncircumcised? Okay.  If you really have a problem with the whole circumcision thing, then just pretend.  It's okay.  I'm not rating, because I still have another story to get to.

Unanswered Questions by Sparabella:

FFn Summary: ***Written for the Slash Backslash Contest*** Resident Geeksper has been lusting after college quarterback, Emmett...Are the two of them really so different? Rated M for lemons

My Summary: Geeksper has been lusting over Emmett for months.  But won't make a move because the quarterback of the college football team isn't gay, is he?  So what happens when Emmett finally makes the move to get to know Geeksper better?  Will he run?  Will he finally give him and let his desire take over?

Questions Answered:  So last week was our interview with Claire, remember.  And remember she mention a story that her and Sparagus were writing?  Geeksper/Emmett?  Yeah, this is it.  And as soon as the girls announced it was up, I had to go read it.  Why? Because Emmett in a slash is hard to find.  And Jasper in a slash with anyone but Edward is hard to find.  So Jasper is an openly gay man, and an amazing student.  He's a geek for lack of better terms.  But he's a sweetheart.  One day Jacob jumps him in the locker room, and Emmett comes to his rescue.  After leaving campus, Jasper heads out to a club where he has a gig.  During the gig, Emmett shows up.  What happens next?  Things happen.  Emmett and Jazz talk.  Emmett needs a ride home, and Jasper offers.  After they pull up to Emmett's house, Emmett makes a move on Jazz.  And everything goes wrong for him.  But things get better, I promise.

It's an amazing story.  It's well written, and the girls do an amazing job with it.  I read it last night, and knew I had to add it to my Slash Week stash.  And I had to jump on it as soon as possible.  :D

Tomorrow I rec even more by the Darlins (What is it about them and writing really good Slash?) Remember, if you are willing to try something new, and have never read guy on guy action, come here.  I promise the stories I picked out for the week are great stories.  They are gentle and you are eased into the action. Well, except for these two.  But it is, after all, a Monday.

~Smooches~ Tilly

General Housekeeping!

Sunday mornings mean the announcements on the blog.  And holy shit do we have some announcements to make.

As many of you know, CPW owns us.  And not in the Auction kind of way.  When she comes to us and says hey can you announce this for me, we pretty much give in and do it.  And we do it without a second thought.  I mean seriously, she could say hey go commit murder and then detail how you did it on the blog, and we probably would.  I guess I should start with the entire story.  When CPW got bought at the auction by her fuck-awesome beta, Maggie, she came to me and asked if I would beta that piece for her.  I agreed, because that's what I do.  I beta for writers when they are doing pieces their normal betas can't beta.  It's funny.  Anyway.  That piece was Room 15.  And it got a HUGE response!  And so many people were asking if she would continue it.  And for a while, she was on the fence.  Her and I talked about it, and I said shelf it for a while.  Get MIFFY farther along, get AB done, and get TR farther along before you entertain the idea.  Plus she has another story rolling around in her head that I already love.  However, her and Flightlessbird11 have come to a conclusion.  They ARE going to continue Room 15.  However, it will not be starting until the New Year.  This gives CPW the time and opportunity to get things going with MIFFY and TR.  And it will be another collab between the two of them.  FB11 will be writing Bella, CPW writing Edward.  So be on the look out for that.  Set one or both of them to Author Alert if you haven't already.

Okay, some other news going on with the blog.  Nikki is taking a week off from the blog.  It was something we started to talk about when the blog started picking up.  We are both going to be taking a week off from the blog.  Nikki's just got here first.  So this week, I'm doing Slash Week.  I am not going to be following the normal schedule either.  I have a story for each day.  So no interviews and no Saints.  We'll also be taking the last week in December off.  Since CPW bought us at the auction, we decided to give her complete access to the blog, and she told us that we can just take the week off for the holidays.  So that is something we're looking forward to.

Okay, I'll be back in the morning to start off Slash Week with an AMAZING story. I promise. You'll like it.

~Smooches~ Tilly

Saint Saturday! Jasper Week: DREWSPER!!!!

Morning lovies! It's Saturday and I'm bring you a saint that is very close to our hearts. Yes it is Jasper week, and you are probably expecting one of our favorite story Jaspers, but when we decided to do a Jasper week we knew who our saint was going to be off the bat. We are sainting none other than the man that has stolen our heart, Drewsper!!!

If you don't know who Drewsper is, let me give you a mini tutorial. Drewsper, or Drew Lorentz, is one of the actors part of The Hillywood Show Twilight Parody. He obviously plays Jasper. Now, not only is he an awesome Jasper, he is also the reason why me and Tilly are PIC's. Our 'love' for Drewsper evolved into many conversations about Vegas and Conventions and the birth of O.S.D

Now I can go on and on about the things that make Drewsper great and amazing. But you know the deal here, we give you our top ten Enjoy :)

1. He gets into character so well.  He owns Jasper.  He becomes Jasper.
2. His smile.  Seriously.  It's awesome.
3. The hair.  The wig and the real brown hair.  Both are awesome.
4. His love of fans.  He loves us just as much as we love him.
5. His fuckawesome Vette... seriously. Need I say more?
6. He's one of the kindest people I've ever met.
7. He's a pool boy and a awesome one at that.
   
8. He brings a humor to Jasper that we know we want.
9. His dancing. Not the greatest but he makes the effort, and it's fun to watch
10. And finally, he's a guy and part of the fandom. Can we have a collective aww at that?

Now that is our man Drewsper for you. If you haven't seen the Hillywood spoof of Twilight, you need to go see it. Actually I have a copy of it right here for you lol

See! Drewsper is AWESOME. They are working on the New Moon parody as we speak. AND they host the Twi-tour conventions all over the country (which I have been to AND have my tickets for next year. yay!!) So if you have a tour near you, GO TO ONE!! I mean it, it's fuckawesome!! okay thats enough of me talking. Go watch the video over and over like we do, and every time you hear 'Hot n Cold' think of Drewsper. We do :) (oh and it's still me just a different blue LOL)

Love ya xoxxx

Nikki

Freaky Friday

Friday.  I  know this is going to be the first time I've done this, but I'm rec'ing a story that I fell in love with a long time ago.  It has a Jasper like no other Jasper I have read.  He's the biggest asshole in the entire world, but you love him, and you care about him.  The stories are First Love Lost and Last Love Found by Oracle Vas.

In First Love Lost, Bella winds up in Forks to live with her twin brother, Emmett, and her father after Renee and Phil die in a car crash.  Emmett and Charlie both hate Bella, but she is unable to figure out why.  As time goes by, she begins to build a relationship with Alice, who is dating a drunken Edward.  Emmett is with Rose, and Jasper is the head of their little gang.  Well Alice warns Bella that if she were to get involved with the one who has a love for the Civil War, then the group will fall apart.  Bella then gets a warning from Rose that Emmett wants nothing to change, and for Bella to not even talk to him.  Things happen, Bella and Jasper do end up together, and it comes out the Charlie manipulated both Bella and Emmett.  After that, Jasper and Bella end up breaking up, and Bella runs.  She leaves Forks for La Push, and Emmett ends up in the Cullens home.

In Last Love Found, we find Bella transferring down to Texas to go to school with Edward and Emmett.  Both of whom are single and away from Jasper, Rose, and Alice.  After finally getting comfortable and okay with being away from Jasper, Alice steps foot into their lives again by walking into the bookstore that Bella works at.  Bella hides, and has to hope that no one else comes back.  But no such luck.  Jasper, Rose and Alice all turn up in Bella's class.  Things happen and Rose and Emmett resume dating.  Alice and Edward never get back together, and of course, Jasper and Bella take another stab at it.  But Jasper's temper continually gets the better of him.  And finally one night he snaps.  He leaves and goes missing for a good couple of months.  During this time, Bella finds out she's pregnant.  Edward steps up and is everything that he needs to be.  When Jasper finally does come back, he forces Bella to make a decision.  Follow him, or stay with everyone else.  And what does she do?  She chooses to follow Jasper, but she doesn't follow him alone. Edward comes.  And Jasper and Edward do NOT get along.  Both have feelings for Bella, but Jasper knows that this is good for the three of them.

Both stories take place primarily in Bella's POV.  However, if there is something huge happening in Jasper that Bella can't see, the POV changes for an entire chapter.  You see the going ons of Jasper's head.  And you learn to love him.  It's an interesting story.  Jasper is everything you love to hate.  Possessive, Angry, Controlling, and a complete and utter asshole.  But I have found myself caring for this boy who needs love in his life.  He needs something to take care of, and he needs someone to take care of him.  

I'm not going to rate this story.  I know, we normally rate the rec's.  But I want you to read it based on your own opinions, and not my rating.  I'm as passionate for this story as I am for The Dartmouth Diaries, Worth the Pain, or even Colliding Meteors.  So read it.  And come back and tell me what you think.

Tomorrow Nikki'll be here to do Saint Saturday, and this one is interesting.  I guess you could say.  :D  So relax, sit back, and go read something.  Lord knows we've given you enough.

~Smooches~ Tilly

Wednesday/Thursday Interview! Clurrabella of The Dartmouth Diaries

Happy Thanksgiving!! Okay I know it's not Wednesday but since yesterday was my birthday we pushed this back a day. I just want to take a moment to thank all the girls for the wonderful birthday wishes and presents. You all made my birthday more than I could ask for. A great end to a great week.

Now on to business. It's still Jasper Week *swoons* and on tuesday we rec'd "The Dartmouth Diaries" by Clurrabella. Now here is the interview to go with it. Enjoy

PIC: How did you get started with FF?
Claire: I was involved in an accident and fractured my back ~ Yikes! And was bed ridden for a few months...I demanded books and internet 24/7 to keep me occupied. I was really hesitant to read Twilight tbh ~ But after starting the first book, I was hooked and like everyone else I immersed myself in the pages and four days later I emerged a fully fledged fangurl. I HAD to find more, and stalked the web forums and internet searching for more (if there was such a thing) and *almost* jumped for jumped for joy when I found Fanfiction.net :)

PIC: What are your top 5 favorite FF’s you’ve read? And do you have any rec’s for our readers?
Claire: Slow and Steady by Lillyofthevalley77 *epilogue posted last week* Who not only caused me to have a massive fangurl moment, but also a “This is you life” style trip down FFn memory lane …I thought back to everything I have written and been involved with since I first read and re-read her, and it stems from her story, she completely pulled me in and made me fall in love with Jasper as a character, I owe it all to her. Next I read Colliding Meteors By IdreamofEddie and found out there were "Lemons" (Her OS outake"Save A Horse" is still my favorite Lemon...ever) Then I read ~ NCChris Worth The Pain and once again saw a different, more cannon version of Jasper and once again fell in love unashamedly with a fictional character. These three, even after the hundreds of stories I have read since still hold a special place in my heart. I also fangurled hard over JannaBanana's When Darkness Turns To Light :)

PIC: If you had to mismatch the canon pairings who would you put with who?
Claire: Oh, I love playing with pairings. Sparagus and myself (Aka Sparabella) have been toying around with different pairings recently. My heart belongs to Jasper, and Bella is an easy character to fit the role ~~ but we have been playing with Edward in "This is who I am, This is What you are" our mild slash OS. Also, we have paired him with Charlotte, in our "Lust Tastes Like Tequila, Love Tastes Like Whiskey" OS ~ AND If that wasn't fun enough, we also have a Peter, Jasper OS In the works. I really want other writers to follow our lead and explore some different character pairings as it opens up a whole new world of possibilities :) I also have other plans for "The Majors Journal" which involve several other characters, such as Maria...TBA :)

PIC: Sweet... I am so looking forward to it... you have Geeksper/Em in the works right?
Claire: That's right! I am very excited about that ~ I love their dynamics, and again, I think they are a paring that are highly under rated. I would love to read more J/Em :)

PIC: We need to get people to write more J/Em... I think I would love that more than J/E
Claire: I agree! Emmett is another character who has a lot of potential. Edward is to ...perfect, in my opinion, and it makes it hard for me relate to him. I think Emmett is best known for his comedic traits, but when he softens and we see his sensitive side up for example ~ it has a much greater impact. :)

PIC: And which pairings drive you crazy?
Claire: I can not, will not, ever read Jacob x Bella. I am pretty open minded, and try to read as many pairings as possible (even though I clearly have my favorites) but something about Jacob (and the wolves in general) just drive me crazy...and not in a good way.

PIC: I understand what you mean... Jake's just... difficult in FF
Claire: I agree. I love to hate him, and that alone should be a great driving force to inspire me to read or write his character, but it doesn't. There is something missing....sparkly peen (Hehe A Vampire Penis for those not in on the Twitter banter) ~~ I read Twilight for the Vampires! :)

PIC: What is your craziest fan encounter or review?
Claire: Wow. Fans. That terms still throws me off balance. I have people who for some reason have stuck by me and read my work, but fans..Yikes! Okay ~~ I live in Ireland so if any of you crazy Americans arrive on my doorstep ~ I will make you a "Crazy ...I mean dedicated Fan Award :) Mostly ~~ The reviews I received from "The Bookstore" scene in The Dartmouth Diaries still make me giddy. I threw a crazy idea out there, and everyone responded really well. I pulled a similar stunt recently with a songfic dedicated by "Anal Cunt" called "I respect you..." and I pretty much expected everyone to click the "X" ~~ Instead, the reviews doubled with my crazy madness :) I love everyone for that btw :)

PIC: What are some things you tend to steer away from when writing a story?
Claire: The biggest regret I have is starting TDD from the "Birthday Scene" Yeah, yeah, I totally drank the Koolaid on that one ~~ there are so many other amazing segments to write your story from, if you want to write post-SM :) Other than that, I think we have seen I have NO boundaries and am willing to try pretty much everything apart from Jacob =P

PIC: Top Influential bands/artists to FF:
Claire: Wow. Music is a massive part of my writing routine. I have over 100GB of music, and also DJ on YouTube for my co-writer Sparagus :) For The War Inside we rely heavily on "mood music" to get ourselves into an angsty mind frame ~ so lots of Radiohead, Jeff Buckley, Down, Elliot Smith. It changes a lot on different things I write ~ For example, American Badass is Peters song in TDD ~ Even though I don't like that song so much, it's a perfect fit for his character :) Yeah, lots of Kid rock "Snake skin boots, 65' chevelle" ~ That's how Peter rolls :)

PIC: Least favorite twilight character?
Claire: Jacob >.> His character lacks ... something. I think Jacob is ... undefined? ~ Sometimes he has "brother like" qualities, other times its the "best friend", and in either of those roles, he kind of hovers between the two, and you never really have a clear idea of who he is, nor does he have any redeeming features that make you want to explore and find out more about him. I really appreciate well defined characterizations, something Jacob lacks and unfortunately there are too many other interesting characters available to draw from that would appeal to me before I would consider reading or writing Jacob.

PIC: Ok so if I ask say this question: “If you could beat the shit out of one Twilight character, from the book or movie, who would it be? How would you do it and why?" it will be Jake right?
Claire: LOL You’d think that ~~ but honestly I don't hate Jacob. I am sure there are many talented writers out there who have the time and patience, and most of all the enthusiasm to write his character into something amazing. Its just not me, I’m afraid girls. As for the Twilight Battle.... I know SM isn't a character, but I would totally beat her over the head with her own books. She made some fatal errors, in my opinion, when writing Twilight and if it wasn't for the "potential" of the characters and FFn I wouldn't be here :) ~~~ That or Jasper. God Of War? I could take him....Pssh. Then we'd have fuckhot post-battle angry sex before nursing his ego back to health :) Yumm. Hahaha yeah :) SM or Jasper. I'd go easy on him though ... SM ... Not so much :)

PIC: What is your favorite curse word?
Claire: Crapflap LOL Fuckawesome. Fuckhott. Fuckk. Feck... I'm old skool. A good F Word keeps me happy :) I also have a dictionary on my blog if you haven't seen that where we abuse the English language :)

PIC: If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Claire: Here's a complimentary ounce of weed, refills are available on the first floor. Jimi Hendrix is on the main stage....Vampire exist and Jackson Rathbone is arriving hand delivered to your bedroom in. (DING) Now! Have funn...

PIC: What do you HAVE to read the moment you see an update?
Claire: Atm Control By KittyCullen and Faith In You by JaspersIzzy both have me begging for more. Both have incredibly well defined Jasper's (of course). Control has an amazing Darksper/Domsper who is delicious and the best WTF Cliffhanger I have ever seen! Faith In You is spiraling into this well thought out, unique and original plot line and guess what ... It has wolves in it. And I don't actually mind :)

PIC: Did you ever have an OMG moment in FF? Like someone reviewed you or rec’d you and you literally squeed?
Claire: Yes!! The first, second, third, and fourth...Oh and fifth time IdreamofEddie reviewed my work :) Also, the A/N thank you in the Epilogue of Slow and Steady earned an actual SQUEE on Skype (On The Late Show ~~ There are witnesses) LOL

PIC: What is/was your favorite smutty story? Present company excluded of course.
Claire: For smutt ~ FibberKitty comes straight to mind. Her work is amazing and gets me all hot and bothered, regularly. I have even been privy to a live Lemon reading and let me tell you, it was delicious. Also, honorable mention to MrBamaBabe (BamaBabe's hubby) who has also given myself and a few other writers ALOT of pleasure by reading to us. Honestly. I am spoiled for words now... His voice could melt chocolate. Seriously. He has also been gracious enough to record Sparagus and my podcast of The War Inside (Our Fandom Gives Back auction) so those who purchased a copy will get to hear his dulcet tones ;)

PIC: So where did you get the idea for TDD?
Claire: I had been reading FFn heavily for about five months and had so many theories and ideas and fantasies/dreams that I wanted to see brought to life (As still do ;) ~~ On my road to recovery I was still stuck in the house, bored and on a whim one night, and decided to take the first step forward and actually put myself out there. There was no thought process of planning....I wrote TDD as a way to play with different situations that I hadn't read before. I honestly freestyle every chapter, they take me two hours to do and I write whatever I am thinking or feeling that particular day. I have a vague idea of where it is going, but not truly, I’m not sure if it will ever end tbh LOL (But there are resolves coming soon, with lots of fluff ) ~~ When it's all said and done. I essentially got really high...sat on my laptop and wrote the first 20 chapters in 3 days. I neglected my boyfriend. Forgot to feed the cat....It was a fun time :) Now TDD is a slow and steady comfort blanket I revert back to when I want some alone time with Jasper :)

PIC: You know I have to ask about the Major's Journal... what made you decide to sit down and work on writing it?
Claire: TDD. Totes. When I started writing TDD I wasn't a strong writer, and I knew that I could add in extracts to the chapters to give readers an idea of what Bella had "learned" but I didn’t think I could do it justice then. Recently, I have been working hard with my beta Sparagus and Superbeta Mrsalreaymi of Basking In The Light Of Our Love and have been trying to improve my writing technique. Plus all the Darlin's and everyone on Twitter, my readers etc have all given me the confidence to actually release this fic as a full scale, detailed smuttfest :) i am very excited about it :)

PIC: Did you expect Peter to be so loved by TDD readers?
Claire: I hoped so :) Peter is one of my all time favorite characters. Emmett and Peter are always my wingmen. They are so much fun, and both incredibly different in their comedy but I love them both. I wasn't expecting the love and lust which everyone seems to have for Peter ~~ I figured everyone could have a giggle at his antics with me :) But I love that. If I changed one person’s opinion of an alternative character, then I feel I have contributed something to FFn. Of course, full homage goes to IdreamofEddie for creating the premise in the first place :)

PIC: Okay I have a question. How did you come up with the Edward and Alice plot line?
Claire: I found a soapbox and decided to vent all my angry Edward Alice plot line issues. Honestly, I was so overwhelmed by the flaws in their characters from reading different stories I wanted to create the be all and end of all confrontations (hint hint) ~~ It spiraled into this fun thought process and I thought about the ways their characters relate to each other, and how their gifts could be combined to create this massive abuse of power. I have a lot more fun in store for them to come :)

PIC: I have to say when you came out with that little tid bit I fell in love with the story even more
Claire: LOL IKR. Once again, it was a tribute to how dedicated TDD reader are. I love you all :) No matter how far I push the boundaries, everyone sticks with me and are so supportive :) Thank you :)

Come back tomorrow for Tilly. I know for a fact she has some fun stuff Jasper related.

Love ya xoxxx

Nikki

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI

It's Nikki's birthday.  How could I not celebrate on the blog?  So last week, I sent out an email to Flightlessbird11 aka Nicole, Britpacksuccubus aka Brit, Risbee aka Avery, ARenee363 aka LeeLee, Kikikinz aka Kellie, and Coldplaywhore aka Lynn.  I wanted to know if they would be willing to help out and say happy birthday to Nikki.  Now, the response I got was AMAZING.  The banner you see above.  That's Nicole's present.  I love her for it.  And  everyone else did something amazing.

Brit was originally going to do an IGO smuttake for Nikki.  However, real life gets in the way. I understand that.  So Brit is simply saying happy birthday.  And getting us a new chapter of IGO in the very near future. 

I'm so sorry.  I'll write a little happy birthday you can put on the blog.  I am so fail I know, but I'm sure she'd rather get a real chapter out of me before the new year. 

So happy birthday Nikki!

Avery, being the incredible genius that she is.  Decided to do a lemon.  However, this is a special lemon.  You'll see what I mean.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI

He crossed the room towards her, the look in his eyes 
Animalisitic.  She could feel her heart start to race,
Pounding in her chest as she remembered what he felt like
Pressed against her body.  Hands groped, limbs tangled, both of them
Yearning for that which only the other could give. 
Breaths hitched as tongues circled and traced, the sensations
Intoxicating.  She pressed her palm along the length of his hardness
Rubbing and stroking as he started slow and rhythmic
Thrusting.  Moans started to fill the room, throats growling and breasts 
Heaving with desire.  He couldnt hold back any longer and
Drove into her, filling her completely.  It was the perfect combination of
Assertiveness and tenderness, and as he brought her to the edge, she cried out
Yes! Yes! Yes!  She clinched around him, and he bit down on her shoulder the
Need for his own release overwhelming.  They wrapped their arms around each other
Insistent on maintaining as much contact as possible.  He stroked her cheek and leaned over to
Kiss her softly, sweetly and gently.  She nestled closer into his chest,
Knowing there was nowhere else she would rather spend her birthday than
In his strong arms. 

Now the lovely LeeLee, as you know, was purchased at the FGB Auction by Nikki.  And she has been diligently working on the o/s for Nikki.  Funny story.  Last night, Nikki told me that LeeLee was working on her o/s.  I almost said I know, I have part of it. And that would have ruined the surprise.  So now, the gift from LeeLee.

First off, Happy Birthday Darling. Hope it's everything you'd hoped for!
Second, your birthday gift is a teaser from your o/s that you won from me. :) Enjoy!

 

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Flipping the light switch on in the shop, I shut the door behind us. I was a bit drunk, I wasn't going to lie about that. Jasper had tried to go shot for shot with me but quickly backed out when he remembered that it never fared well for him.

 
I locked the door behind us and turned to watch Bella walk. Her skirt barely covered her ass and I licked my lips as my cock ached in my jeans.

 
I already knew what was hiding under that skirt and my mind flashed back to the scene from earlier before her voice dragged me back to the present.

 
"E?" She asked, her eyes hooded.

 
"Yeah, baby," I slurred slightly, shaking my head.

 
She smiled, and beckoned me with her finger. I followed her into one of the side rooms and let her push me down onto the chair.

 
"I know you wanted to do work on me tonight, but you're kind of drunk," She whispered in my ear. "Instead, I'm going to work on you."

 
I moaned and let my head fall back slightly as she bit at my neck roughly.

 
Her hands moved down to my waist and I lifted my arms as she removed it. Her fingers scratched down my chest and I closed my eyes, breathing in her scent as her hair cascaded across my shoulder.

 
"Fuck, Bella," I groaned causing her to giggle into my neck.

 
"Stay right here," She said, pulling away and leaving the room.

 
I sighed, laying back on the chair and closing my eyes again. My heartbeat was as erratic as my breathing, and my cock was struggling to break free of its confines and bury itself inside Bella.

 
It felt like forever but eventually she was back in the room, this time with a piece of paper that held an outline.

 
"I'm glad you can finally ink on your own, B. It's a lot less fun with Chad hovering," I said, watching her move around the room like she was meant to be there. She was a natural, Chad and I had both been shocked when she had picked it up so quickly. It was like she was born with a machine in her hand.

 
"Roll over," She said, grabbing the stool and sitting down. She pulled the portable table with her as she scooted the stool closer to the table.

 
I did as she said, moving onto my stomach carefully. I watched her as she moved over me, cleaning my shoulder blade with the antiseptic.

I know, it's something.  I promise.  Kellie was a trooper.  She was having problems coming up with ideas on what to do.  Monday, I got a message from her on gChat and she asked me who she loved more: Kellan or Peter.  My gut said Peter.  So Kellie wrote Nikki an extended outtake of their meeting at the Advanced Screening of New Moon.

He was gorgeous. She knew it before she even met him. The other girls screamed when he entered the room, but she stood, transfixed by the sight of him swaggering down the aisle with that come-hither smile. Never in her dreams did she imagine he’d be that close to her. As he walked closer, his eyes locked with hers, sending a punch of heat directly through her, an aching heat now settling between her thighs. The smile turned sensual as his gaze roamed over her.

The movie, once highly anticipated and talked about by her constantly passed in a barely recognizable blur. The girls exited the theatre, talking excitedly about the film, dissecting and comparing it to the book as they made their way to the coffee shop she loved only a couple city blocks away. Her friends teased her for her inattention, but she ignored them, still lost in the thoughts of him, an undeniably gorgeous famous man looking at her like she were dessert. Thoughts continued to run through her head, even as coffee and heavenly chocolate cake was placed before her.

“I didn’t order this,” she said quietly, looking to the harried-looking server with sympathy. She simply rolled her eyes and made a move to take away the sinful concoction away from her.

“It’s your birthday weekend Nikki, relax!” her friends cried out to her. “You deserve this, go ahead and indulge.” Tears sprung to her eyes at the thoughtfulness of her friends. She excused herself to the restroom quickly to pull herself together.

After patting her cheeks with cool water, she quickly repaired her make-up and prepared to go back to her friends. She turned, startled when she heard the click of a lock on the bathroom door.

There he stood. Incredibly, he was even more beautiful in the harsh florescent lights. Her heart raced as he moved even closer, invading her personal space. His hand ghosted over her hair and down her side to grip her hip. He showed a predatory gleam to match the smile as he pushed her backwards to hit the wall with a satisfying thud. His mouth moved towards her slowly, too slowly. Her pink tongue snaked out to wet her suddenly dry lips. His smile widened, soaking the brand new black lace that lay between her legs.

Her brown eyes widened as he leaned in even closer, whispering “Indulge,” before claiming her lips with his. His lips molded and shaped hers, nipping and pulling them until she reacted the way he liked, spearing her hands through his dark brown hair. She could feel his hands tighten on her hips, pulling them towards his, lining them up to press his already stiff and massive erection into her.

She moaned and one thought flitted through her mind. Holy shit, I’m making out with Peter!
His hands moved up to briefly cup her ample breasts, his thumbs ghosting over her nipples, tightening their tips and making him groan. He deepened the kiss, tasting her mouth over and over, while one hand abandoned her breast to move down and catch the waistband. His hand moved to the button, deftly flicking it open and running the zipper down slowly.

“Happy Birthday to you…”

Inching down, his hand made its way to her warm and aching pussy. So close…

“Happy Birthday to you…”

She became confused. Who was singing to her now, at the best moment of her life?

“Happy Birthday Dear Nikki…”

She groaned as the face of Peter faded away. Her eyes opened into slits, taking in her mothers form as she woke her up singing.

“Happy Birthday to you!”

Damn cockblocking mom!

And finally, as you all know, Lynn owns us over here at the blog.  She pretty much has free run of whatever she wants to do.  And we don't give permission to do that lightly.  So when I went to her with this idea of presenting birthday presents to Nikki from the gang, she was all over it.  And then I got put on a mission.  To figure out a bunch of things about Nikki.  And the end result?



Poem for Nikki’s Birthday

 
On your birthday Nikki,

 
I’m reflecting on how much joy and sparkle, you generously bestow wherever you go
Kind of like one of those sparkly Vamp Dildos, which we joke about getting Nicole.

Your bright smile lights up any gathering, although it’s impossible to see via Twitter
I’m sure you are just as adorable in person, which makes me kinda bitter

You’re young, you’re fun, you’re sweet, and you’re cute
To make it even worse, I bet you have a fine ass to boot!

The only thing I can even fault, is your love of N’Sync  
But I can disregard that because you love to drink (but seriously? Cranberry and Vodka?)

So enjoy your special day and commit some of the seven deadly sins
I recommend gluttony or lust, they’re both totes WIN!

I hope your next birthday finds you the same, glowing from within and happy as hell
And if someone does you wrong, I’ll come with bail money or a file to bust you out of jail.

Seriously though, have a fuckawesome birthday and please don’t get into any trouble that required bail money… not until after Christmahukah! Mazel Tov my little meshuganeh!

I know... seriously amazing right?  Well that's not all we also all changed our avis on Twitter to the same picture that says happy birthday Nikki.  If you want in on it, shoot me an email at TillyWhitlock1864@gmail.com and I'll get you the picture.  So happy birthday Nikki.  I hope all the secrecy was worth it.

Check back tomorrow for our interview with the lovely Claire.

~Smooches~ Tilly