The Partners Presents... The Public Lovin' Contest Winners! Hosted by JandMsmommy & beegurl13 1st PLACE

FIRST PLACE

Teaching Miss Swan. By the lovely Beth Is Here. Our winning story. Reading through this, trying to decide on what to say, how to make it sound appealing and fun, how to encourage you to check it out, I realized the best way to do that may be by simply quoting the opening paragraphs. They explain everything better than I ever could.

My name is Isabella Swan, and I am tired of being the girl that gets dumped. I'm twenty-five years old, and I have had relationships that went bad, relationships that went good, and relationships that never went anywhere. Every man I have ever been involved with (ok, so I've only been this kind of involved with about 5 different guys) has had the same excuse for ending the relationship. I'm just not spontaneous enough. Come On! What is wrong with the missionary position?

As I sit here thinking about all the feedback I've received on my "sex skills" I decide that maybe I do need a little practice…? There's only one person that comes to mind when I think of weird, crazy, and absolutely UNBORING sex training…Edward Cullen. Edward and I work together at the public library in town. I cringe at the thought of what this will mean. Edward is pretty much known for his sex-capades. He has no shame in sex, and I am sure he has done it pretty much anywhere it could be done… I cringe again at the thought of actually asking him to teach me how to have good sex. Correction Bella, GREAT sex. Well, if learning how to become a sex fiend is the way to get a decent man to like me and not dump me after we do the deed, it's worth the pain and suffering.

Basically, Bella needs some lessons, some sex lessons. Enter the master himself, Edward ‘sex on legs’ Cullen. She asks him to teach her, he agrees. You know things are never that simple, but this story does a great job of keeping the two of them focused on the task at hand—teaching Bella about sex. And it does a pretty incredible job of it, too.

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"That's what I wanted to hear. Let's go." He said, and got out of the car. We went into the library, and he waved at James, the guy working the counter. We made our way to a table, to the side of the main part of the library, but still partially in view of the counter, and anyone that would be looking for books in that section. Edward picked up about three or four books from a nearby shelf, and opened them in front of us. "Read." He said.

I looked down at the book he placed in front of me. It was a murder mystery. I furrowed my brow, and picked the book up and began to read. I got a little caught up in the story, because I didn't notice that Edward had pulled his chair up right beside my own. He was practically reading over my shoulder. I jumped a little when he reached behind me, and pulled me to him a little. His arm was behind my back, but low, he rested his hand on my hip.

He leaned down enough to whisper in my ear. "Ok Bella, lesson one: No matter what I do, you keep reading that book ok?" I nodded quickly, and took a deep breath. "Relax Bella, if you want me to stop what I'm doing, or if you see someone looking, just lay the book down." I nodded again. He kept his hand on my hip, but pulled my shirt out of the way so his hand was on my skin. Chills danced where he touched me, and I bit my lip. I searched eyes frantically, to make sure no one was paying any attention.

"You're blushing Bella." He whispered in my ear. "Calm down or you're going to get us caught." He reached down with his other hand, and pulled my skirt up to the top of my thigh. I held my breath as his fingertips grazed the cotton of my panties.

He chuckled in my ear, and I struggled to focus on the book. My heart pounded in my chest, and I squirmed in the seat as he pushed the cotton to the side. He traced the folds with a fingertip, and kissed the back of my neck. I gasped, and writhed in the seat. My nerves wound tight in my belly, and I chewed my lip as a second finger joined the first. "You're wet Bella." He whispered. He kissed my neck again, and grazed the skin with his teeth. I leaned back into him, and he blew warm air against the back of my ear. I moaned, and almost dropped the book. "Don't drop that book Bella, if you do, I'll stop. You don't want that do you Bella?" I shook my head and held the book with a death grip. He pushed a finger inside of me, and I dropped one hand from the book, and grabbed the seat of the chair, to hold myself in it. "I've got you. Hold on to the book Bella, I'm not letting go of you unless you tell me to." He said, and rubbed the stubble on his chin against my neck. He massaged and kissed until my breaths became pants, and I dropped the book to the table. Just as waves of pleasure filled me, he put his other hand over my mouth, silencing my whimpers. I writhed in beautiful agony, fighting against my body as it screamed at me to move, moan, and do something. I was helpless against his grip on me, forcing me to cum silently and without the movement my body craved. When I was finished, he steadied me in my chair, and kissed my neck once more. I stole a glance at him as I picked my book back up, and slapped his arm when I caught him sniffing his fingers.

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Teaching Miss Swan is an endearing story that will make you fall in love with a bad boy while identifying with Bella’s lack of confidence. It will also make you want to run out and buy some new panties before you go renew your library card. It’s a wonderful story that is fully deserving of its place at the top of our Public Lovin’ submissions pile. You’ll love it. I know you will. Maybe even enough to start frequenting the local library in search of an Edward of your own.

FIRST PLACE INTERVIEW

As promised, beegurl13 and jandmsmommy sit down, well gchat is more like it, with a very excited Beth Is Here to find out a little more about our winning author. Crap, this girl’s a good time…

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beegurl13 – Hey everyone! jandmsmommy and I and excited to announce the winner of the little contest we hosted!!

jandmsmommy – Yay!

Beth Is Here – Woo hoo!

j&m - Yay! The interview has begun!!

bg13 - So Beth, are you totally shocked? :D

BIH - I AM! Wow...

bg13 – It’s been really hard not to tell you.

BIH - LOL I was chewing my nails wondering who won.

bg13 - Yeah, it was a tie right up until the end.

j&m - I love how it ended up. :)

BIH - All those stories were awesome. I can't believe mine won.

bg13 – Yep, all the stories were good. I was SO happy with the stories we got.

BIH - I got nervous every time I saw a new entry.

bg13 – So, how did you get started in fan fic?

BIH - Well, my best friend Ashley was reading a LolaShoes fic, and told me it had sex in it, and I said OMG... SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!

bg13 - What made you want to write it?

BIH - Well, I'd never written smut before, but I wrote short stories when I was a teen. I had an idea one day and I told my friends Ashley and Dawn, and they told me to write it. After I created my FF account, I had to wait three days to post, and it was the longest three days of my life. LOL

bg13 - What’s the first story you read?

BIH - The first FF that I read was Wide Awake.

bg13 - I think that's the first one a LOT of us read. :D I know it was for me too. I fell in love with it.

j&m - It was my first too. :)

BIH - When I started, I read it and just couldn't stop.

bg13 - It took me a couple of chapters to really get into, to see the characters as something different from the books, but then my friend pointed me toward The Office, and between those...I was hooked. :D

BIH - HA! The office was the NEXT one I read. My husband got a lot of attention when I read that fic. LOL

j&m - I never read The Office. *hangs head in shame*

bg13 - I think if husbands and boyfriends realized how much they are benefiting from us reading these stories, they wouldn't complain so much! :D Poor Andy...it was good—very smutty. :D

BIH - OMG... Read it, and go buy a pencil skirt and heels... DO THAT SHIT!

j&m - Yeah, I’m just lazy. haha You all know that! lol

bg13 - That story made me want to go to a lingerie store and hang out in the dressing room. :D

BIH - No Way Man... The shower in the hotel... Woah...

bg13 - Oh yeah, that was good. :)

BIH - I still can’t figure out how to make that work in real life. LOL

bg13 - I can't figure out how to make half the stuff I read in fan fic work in real life. :D

BIH - LOL practice...lots and lots of it. FF is gonna cause a baby boom.

bg13 - What’s your favorite fan fic story and why? You can say more than one.

BIH - Wow. Lemme think for a sec. Okay, The Office, cause it made me get the courage to write a sex scene. And, The Best Man, cause it taught me that it's ok to take risks in writing.

bg13 - Oh...that story...I love it. So much.

BIH - Oh yeah, and Clipped Wings and Inked Armor because I love the hell out of Tattward... I stayed up till seven am reading that. Read it all in one night.

j&m - Never read that one either. :(

BIH - LOL Andrea... Tattward.... *drools*

bg13 - Yeah, he's kinda incredible. How did you come up with the idea for you story?

BIH - Patron and Rob manips... LOL No, I am a prude in real life. I wanted Bella to have that, but learn to get through it. Edward is an excellent teacher.

bg13 - I thought it was a great idea for a story.

j&m : LOL Sorry about popping in with randomness. I 'm enjoying watching. *hee-hee*

BIH - LOL, Patron is to Beth as is Smirnoff is to Andy.

j&m - Bahahaha. Yes!

bg13 - And as Cherry Vanilla Coke is to Brandi. :D

BIH - OMG... I love that!

j&m – Hahaha!

bg13 - Okay, who is your favorite character to write?

BIH - Edward. I love to write about him. Actually, my favorite character to write is Alice.

bg13 - Ohhhh, that's interesting. Have you written her a lot?

BIH - I have written one fic with her and Jasper as the main characters. I write her character quite differently than the Novel Alice.

bg13 - Yeah, I like having the characters not be totally cannon. I like to mix them up a bit, make them unpredictable.

BIH - YES! Wow. I'm writing another fic ATM, and Jasper is really dark and unstable, and I have really gotten some ugly comments.

j&m - That's what I was scared of when I wrote Charlie the way I did. I haven’t had any complaints so far. :)

BIH - Yeah. People don't realize that every story has a bad guy.

bg13 - Okay, well on the flip side, how does it make you feel when people gush over you and your stories?

BIH - It makes my f-ing day. I LOVE reviews, and I love when people enjoy my stories.

bg13 - Have you had any fan girl type moments in the fandom?

BIH - I talked one of the Perv Pack ladies into reading TMS. She said it was pretty good. I fangirled like a mofo.

bg13 - Are there any authors that you fan girl over?

BIH - LOL, I desperately want to be a part of the Perv Pack. Like, I would totally lick their shoes to be a part of that group. ALL of them!

bg13 - Which Twilight saga book is your favorite?

BIH - Eclipse.

bg13 - Ahhh, mine too. :D I think it's the whole love triangle thing. It's so angsty. :D

BIH - I loved Eclipse because of the drama, and because of the UST!

bg13 – Yep, that's exactly it. :D What is your favorite part about fan fic and the Twilight fandom?

BIH - My fave thing about FF is the amount of different things you can read about. One minute Bella is a prudish teen, the next she's a stripper doing the bump-n-grind on some rich dudes lap... My fave thing about the fandom is *blushes* the different kinds of fans. Its not just teenage girls, its not just women, hell, it’s for everyone. And Rob... That's a pleasant perk

j&m - Yup, I love the manfics!!

bg13 – Okay, now since the lovely ladies here at PIC are posting this for us and pimped us out so nicely during the contest, we owe them their regular questions. Soooo, what is your favorite curse word?

BIH – Fuck.

bg13 - Any reason why? :D

BIH - It goes with everything...it’s like black heels, goes with jeans, skirts, or thongs...

bg13 - Oh crap, that's so true!! :D If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

BIH - Holy Fuck! They Let you in???

j&m - Bahahahaha

bg13 - If you could get it on with any character from any FF story, who would it be and why?

BIH - LOL, okay, The Office’s Edward... I would die if he ripped my panties off me. And from one of my stories? Cockyward in TMS. He's such an asshole, but dude has magic in his fingers...

bg13 - Do you have a favorite Edward from fan fic? Not necessarily one you'd want to have sex with, but one in general? I mean, you could still want to screw him, obviously.

BIH - I like Andy's Edward in Bedroom Confessions.

bg13 - Ohhh, nice. :) I liked his Truth or Dare Jenga game.

j&m – Awwwwwww… Whoot!

bg13 - Just the fact that he HAD that game... :D Makes me wonder WHY he had that game... :D

j&m - I lurve y'all!

bg13 - Do you listen to music while you write? Does music inspire your stories in any way?

BIH - I can’t really listen to music while I write. It distracts me, but I do hear a song and think, hey, that would make an awesome fic...

bg13 - Cool. Who is your celebrity crush?

BIH - OMG. Like you had to ask. LOL Rob Pattinson

bg13 - Okay, who did you like BEFORE Rob?

BIH - Gerard Butler.

bg13 -Ohhh, nice. What is the last movie you saw in a theater?

BIH - Remember Me.

bg13 - Ohhh, did you like it?

BIH - Loved it! Wanna see it again.

bg13 - What’s your favorite item on a relish/vegetable tray?

BIH - Are there cucumbers on the tray?

bg13 – Yeah.

BIH - Cucumbers, and the long thick carrots...dipped in thick creamy salad dressing.

j&m – Yum!!

bg13 - So, is there anything that you'd like to say to everyone that voted and reviewed your story and stuff? Any last thoughts on this whole crazy contest?

BIH - Yes, Thanks EVERYONE for voting for me, and Thanks WriterInMyDream for Betaing my fic. Ashley and Dawn, are my muses, and I love them. And HOLY FUCK MAN! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!

bg13 - I'm glad you're excited. :D

j&m - Yay!!

BIH – I’m totally peeing my pants...

bg13 - So did you want to see your banner?

BIH - YES! I WANNA SEE IT!

bg13 – Now you can’t say anything until Sunday…

BIH – I won’t.

j&m - Pinky swear.

BIH - Pinky swear, and SPIT PROMISE!

j&m - Good! LOL

BIH - *pinches nipples in anticipation* OMG ITS FUCKING AMAZING!

j&m - I'm glad you like it!!!

bg13 - You like it? Really?

BIH - I love it! It's awesome! It’s really great! Or maybe it’s just because I won the contest!

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Thanks Beth, for showing us a good time. You were awesome!!


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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!!! We love you all and wish you the best of luck in your future stories. We hope you had as much fun as we did!

<3 - beegurl13 & jandmsmommy