Throwback Thursday: Mrs. White Gets Some High Anxiety with EdwardsBloodType!

Let's go back...waaaaaay back. To March of 2010 and enjoy the wonder that is EdwardsBloodType and amazing story High Anxiety...
(Hey, it's still Thursday where I live... :D )

Sit back, close your eyes, (well, don’t really because then you won’t be able to read this and trust me, you do NOT want to miss out!) and imagine the perfect Edward. Do you see bronze hair glistening in the sun, a tattoo inked on a toned bicep, a piercing you wanna run your tongue over, hear curse words any sailor would be proud of, see a clean freak Alice from The Brady Bunch would adore, smell smoke any pot head would be envious of… Hmmmm, that’s my perfect Edward, too. A man who can fight for me, sex me up, and then clean my house. Oh, and did I mention he’s only 16? No? Hmmm, well lucky for me this Edward likes his women slightly north of 18.

High Anxiety. You know you’ve heard about it. You know you have friends hanging on every chapter of it. You know you’ve wondered how so many people can be THAT interested in a story that doesn’t even have any smexin’ going on. Well, let me tell you, you’re missing out! Edwardsbloodtype has created a story so honest and truthful, so heartbreaking and angsty that you just want to grab her Edward and snuggle with him on a sofa. Or in a bed, as long as you’re horizontal.

High Anxiety is the story of Bella, a new girl back in her old school. Lucky for her, there have been some editions to the town of Forks, namely the Cullen boys. Every girl wants them, but there’s something different about Edward. He seems perfect, except for the brooding, the OCD behavior, the rebelliousness, and his complete lack of interest in girls. When Bella breaks through his walls, finally pulling him away from his past, will he be able to change, become the boy he once was? Will Bella be willing to spend the time it will take to win his heart? And seriously, what’s with all this no-touchy stuff?

I won’t lie, I squee every time I see a new chapter of High Anxiety. The writing is incredible. The chapters are long and intriguing. Certain scenes and chapters have twisted my stomach into knots, refusing to let go. The story is so smart and clever; I can’t get enough of it. Trust me when I say, you won’t be sorry for diving into this one head first.

Oh, and you might also learn a thing or two. Let’s say, just because they aren’t having sex doesn’t mean they aren’t doing ‘stuff.’ That reminds me, I think it’s time for my next trip to my favorite Ladies Boutique…

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"What are you thinking about?" she asked softly.

"How unfair life is," I answered quietly, releasing my lower lip from my teeth. "How sometimes I used to think that I must have been a serial murderer or something awfully evil in another life to deserve the shitty deal I've been given in this one. And then you came along and I know for sure I must be in hell because what could I possibly have done that was so horrific that the devil would dangle you in front of my face and won't let me have you?" Overcome with emotion as the words left my mouth, my eyes pricked with tears for the second day in a row. I couldn't stop them from falling and it was futile to hide it from Bella.

Bella's eyes clouded over with sadness, tears brimming along the surface. "I'm so sorry," she whispered as little trails of tears slid down her cheeks onto the bedspread. She reached out and grazed her fingers along mine. Her hand was trembling.

I allowed a tear to fall down my temple before I wiped it with the back of my hand. My voice cracked as I looked down at our connected hands.

"But then I think that maybe…maybe you were sent to me because I am good and I do deserve a person like you in my life." I sniffed, coughing back a full blown sob. I could feel my bottom lip quivering like a baby's, but I didn't care, because Bella's silent tears were mirroring my own. I felt her pain, I felt her sadness…they were all mine.

"Do you think that's maybe the case, Bella? Do you think that I am good enough inside to deserve you? Do you think that you could possibly ever love me the way I love you?" I shut my eyes, gasping back the choked breaths that accompanied the quiet sobs. Bella's fingers laced through mine, tightening around my palm. She leaned over, placing a small kiss on my thumb. I could feel warm wetness where her tears splashed on my skin.

"Edward," she sniffed, inching her face closer to mine. "You are sweet and good and wonderful and I love you so much it hurts to breathe sometimes, so don't you ever…ever doubt who you are. This isn't your fault and I don't know why it happened, but it doesn't matter because I would still love you without question, no matter what. I'll love you forever and ever, E. I promise."

And before either of us knew it, our noses touched just the tiniest bit before Bella's lips brushed gently against mine. It was but a feather blowing in the wind…soft, almost non existent…but there, present and tenderly defined. And though the kiss didn't last more than a fraction of a second, it was real.

Bella, my sweet beautiful Bella, who was my angel and my reason to wake up in the morning, loved me. And a huge piece of the ginormous black hole that was gaping in my life closed up in that very moment. Because I knew no matter what ugliness had stained my past, my future was with Bella, bright and beautiful and full of hope just like her.
Because I was loved, whether I deserved it or not.

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And now, it's entirety, is the extended version of a rather naughty conversation between Mrs. White and EdwardsBloodType...

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Mrs. White: Hey edwardsbloodtype, thanks for coming over today to ogle the neighbor guy with me. I do love it when he trims those hedges.

edwardsbloodtype: *peers outside* He’s pretty hot. My neighbor is bald and fat and makes his wife mow the lawn. I’ve never been on the west coast except for a layover to Hawaii, so it’s nice to be here. Layover’s don’t count though.

MW: No, that doesn’t count. Hey, who were you on the phone with?

EBT: Suzy, my beta.

MW: Speaking of Suzy, she told me to ask you when she’s getting her raise and vacation time because dealing with all that’s gone down in recent chapters has her considering a career change.

EBT: I’m just gonna snort and tell Suzy how cute she is. No, but seriously, the story wouldn’t be half as good if it weren’t for her additions, outtakes and the availability of her to talk to me every single day. She is awesome in so many ways, and I am lucky to have her.

MW: Hmmm, you two are so cozy together…it’s kinda hot. So, how did you get started in fan fic?

EBT: Yeah, uh I don’t swing that way…well, unless there’s tequila involved. After the ultimate disappointment when BD ended, I went online, having heard there was more, (SM’s outtakes and whatnot). I had read a story that took up where Stephenie Meyer faded to black in the BD honeymoon scenes, in which I can’t recall the name. From there I found a couple of fics that were alternate universes but still vampire centric. And then I discovered All Human stories and it opened up a whole new world. At first I didn’t get it. I was like, “What’s the point…the key element is the vampires…” But then, I got it and I haven’t stopped. I think The Arrangement by manyafandom was the first AH and wow, is that a great place to start...talk about jumping right in!

As far as writing, I had this idea in my head for a simple reunion between Bella and Edward a few years after he leaves her, and I was scared to post. But it was a great experience, because not only did enough people read it to give me the confidence to be more courageous with my story ideas, but they were so supportive and encouraging AND I met my beta Suzy through that, which I honestly have to say, is the best thing I have gotten out of my whole Twilight obsession. She is my bestie and I love her and she makes my stories complete.

MW: *makes note to self to stock up on tequila* Oh, that’s kinda special. So I thought I’d make us a little treat. What’s your favorite item on a relish tray?

EBT: Pickles…hee hee.

MW: Hmmmm, yum. And your favorite desert?

EBT: Anything chocolate, could be chocolate covered poo, don’t care.

MW: Well, maybe these chocolate covered pickles aren’t too bad an idea then. So, what are your favorite fic’s?

EBT: I have many, for different reasons. Clipped Wings and Inked Armor is written in such a way that it feels effortless and genuine and her characters, though I don’t think any of us can truly relate to them, have a darkness and passion that we can empathize with. Tropic of Virgo by In A Blue Bathrobe, is sheer beauty to me, and I loved her characters ability to speak and connect through poetry. The Lost Boys by Hwimsey was the most original fic I have ever read. Her writing is almost old fashioned and lyrical. That story was so well done. Emancipation Proclamation is another that I feel is original, unpredictable and very well written. How To Save A Life by Unholy Obsession, is very real, and written in a way that is seamless and engaging. I could go on for days.

MW: Nice. Do you have anything pierced?

EBT: Just my ears. If my boobs were still in the same place they were ten years ago I would get my nipples done. Now the rings would just weigh them down further and lord knows we don’t need that.

MW: I hear that, though I have some nice corsets that keep mine in place. When’s the last time you bought lingerie?

EBT:*snorts* 2001.

MW: Okay, so we’re going shopping after this. I just got my alimony check for the month; we can give neighbor guy a little show when we get back. How did you come up with the ideas for you stories?

EBT: *looks out the window at said neighbor guy, hence becoming totally distracted* Oh, um… what was the question? Right, so I’ll Be Your Lover Too was just a way for me to see if I could write smut, and the story line sort of evolved chapter by chapter without a set plan. With High Anxiety, I had come across an article about a corrupt judge and then the idea of a restraining order kind of came into play then because I wanted to see if I could hold the audience’s attention without having any (or little) smut in the story. I must say I am thoroughly impressed at how long the readers have held out. It also makes for tremendous pressure to have B& E’s first time nothing other than stellar.

MW: If you could get it on with any character from one of your stories, who would it be and why?

EBT: Oh definitely HA Edward, simply because even though he’s inexperienced, he’s craving the affection and with his OCD, you know he’s gonna want to do it repeatedly until he gets it perfect.

MW: Oh goodness, is it getting hot in here? *fans self* No? Okay, um how does it make you feel when people gush over you and your stories?

EBT: Without sounding like a total jerk, I hate it and love it at the same item. It embarrasses me and I am uncomfortable being in the spotlight, but by the same token, it is thrilling and really kind of cool to have people waiting on my next word. I secretly enjoy the power. *rubs hands together and laughs maniacally*

However, because this is relatively anonymous, not having to show my face and being able to sit here and do this at six am in my husband’s bathrobe, it makes it tons of fun. The thing is, I am not an egotistical person. In the fandom there is a distinct hierarchy between the readers and the authors and then again amongst those specific groups. I group myself in with the readers- I am just here to enjoy an escape from the mundane, doing what I enjoy doing. It is an absolute honor to hear that someone liked my story, as well as having them share their own experiences with me. I get a kick out of someone who tells me they heard a song that reminded them of HA or that a chapter stuck with them for days.

MW: Hmmm, interesting. So do you listen to music while you write?

EBT: I need quiet when I write. I am always in the car, so the music I listen to definitely inspires me. I keep a notebook in the car as well, to jot down ideas and songs that I hear.

MW: How did you choose your pen name?

EBT: It was one of the few clever Twilight related things I could come up with that wasn’t taken, but in hindsight I wish I would have used something non Twilight related.

MW: Well, let’s see…quick, what’s your favorite fruit and soda?

EBT: Kiwi, and I don’t drink soda, but I guess root beer is good.

MW: Kiwi Rootbeer… No? Yeah, not nearly sexy enough. So, who is your favorite character to write?

EBT: Oddly enough, Edward. I would think channeling a sixteen year old boy would be the farthest thing from my capabilities since I haven’t been that age for some time now, and I am definitely not a male, nor do I understand (or like at the moment) the species as a whole. But I think he flows better and more readily for me than Bella does. I guess because Edward is what I had wanted in a boy at that age? I like to curse, so maybe that’s why, I have no idea.

MW: I think it’s illegal to “channel” sixteen year old boys. Well, I know it is in this state. Don’t ask how I know. Hey, have you ever been to China?

EBT: Um, no. That was random. And I’m in New York. There aren’t a lot of laws here regarding, uh…”channeling.”

MW: *winks* Yeah, I know. Which Twilight saga book is your favorite? And what’s your opinion on Breaking Dawn?

EBT: I think Twilight has to be my fave. It’s where it all started. It’s where they fell in love and that to me is the best part, because I am a romantic. BD was disappointing. I feel as though because Bella got everything she wanted and then some, it ended too fairy tale like. No one was suffering. It frustrated me, because she didn’t have to make any sacrifices as everyone else did. I also would have liked to have seen some more bloodshed between the Vamp showdown which I thought was anticlimactic and boring considering all the buildup. I mean…all that and Bella’s powers turn out to be a stupid shield. She should have been able to shoot silver bullets from her nipples or something cool like that.

Oh, and don’t get me started over the cut out sex scenes and her begging her own newly devirginized husband to do it on their honeymoon. You know if that were real, Edward would have been tapping that shit like crazy, no whining.

MW: Hmmm, honeymoon scenes… What color are your sheets?

EBT: Sage green with Sharpie marker designs all over them.

MW: Nice. If you could give one piece of advice to a new author, what would it be?

EBT: One? Pssssh. Get a beta that is good at grammar and punctuation. You can have a great story, but if the mechanics of it are poor, no one is going to read it. Also…do your research. The internet is a wealth of information, and the story will be so much better if your facts are straight. Lastly, write what you want to write. Be brave, take chances, go out on a limb, and don’t be intimidated by threats to flounce.

MW: K, rapid fire time. Ready?

EBT: Is it sad that I want to go to Forks? I mean really want to go to Forks, like I would love to get a mass fan fiction trip going. That would be awesome! They should rent out Jake’s house to tourists.

MW: That would be cool!

EBT: I have no excuse at all, I just wanna go. It looks really pretty there. I have a reader from there who says it’s like Podunk.

MW: What, no malls?

EBT: No, very folksy.

MW: Huh, probably hard to find a good g-string. Okay, if you could be on any reality TV show, what would it be?

EBT: Jersey Shore. * snorts*

MW: How many purses do you have?

EBT: Around 15 or so. The good ones I rotate seasonally or by occasion. But I am a shoe girl. I had close to 250 pairs of shoes before my house burned down. Now I have maybe 100.

MW: Do you ever wear headbands?

EBT: LOL! I am not allowed. I have pictures of me in high school that I have a color coordinated one on in every single picture. I also have giant late eighties hair. In the pictures...not now. The perm should totally make a comeback.

MW: What’s the last magazine you read? EBT: Details.

MW: Which Disney Princess most closely resembles you and why?

EBT: Oh God, probably Cinderella before she meets the fairy Godmother. I am all sweet and girly on the inside but feel like a dirty slave on the outside.

MW: Unggggg…Details photo spread and dirty slaves… Hmmm, okay, enough of that. Hey look, neighbor guy is trimming the hedges along my fence. I may need to find a way to repay him for that.

EBT: Buttsecks?

MW: Maybe… I just wanna play with him for awhile and then come home by myself.

EBT: ME TOO. That’s how life should be - fuck me and leave me alone. And you can print that. Oh, and the guy should pay for stuff and take out the garbage.

MW: Do you buy trash bags with a draw string or with the tie flaps?

EBT: Oh, draw string for sure.

MW: Right on Sista’ Couga’ Friend! What is your favorite ALMOST curse word?

EBT: Peen. I would work it into every conversation if it weren’t so inappropriate.

MW: Speaking of peen, did you see Dear John?

EBT: Not yet. I have the book, but have yet to open it. Last movie I saw in a theater was New Moon.

MW: Holy Hannah, Channing Tatum is HOT in a uniform. Oh goodness...

EBT: I KNOW!!!!!! Even with a broken peen. :D

MW: Speaking of totally hot guys, if Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

EBT: “Wow, you are much thinner here in Heaven that you were on earth. You’ve been a good, kind person during your time there, so here’s the keys to your waterfront mansion and 24 hour access to Chocolate Twizzlers, and porn. Oh, and once Rob meets his demise, I’ll direct him straight to your playroom.”

MW: Ahhh, Rob in a playroom… That would be Heaven. So how about some reader questions?

EBT: Yeah, get on that.

MW: Ohh, here’s a good one. AnotherJenny from Twilighted asked - Is Charlotte going to play a roll in this eff'ed up situation turning around, or is it going to come from some other angle?

EBT: The answer to that will be revealed in chapter thir…wait is that your Robporn collection? It’s huge!

MW: Yes, well I like things… huge. So how about another one. Maplestyle from Twilighted wants to know - How hard was it for you to post your very first fanfic story? Did it make you really nervous or was it something that you were just able to do?

EBT: I was scared shitless when I posted the first chapter of my first story, and shaking with fear and excitement when I read the first review. It is a really big thing to put your work out there, especially when there is so much outstanding writing in the fandom to compare it to. It’s hard not to feel inadequate, but if I look at my first story and what I have now, comparatively, the writing has improved substantially, so it’s very cool to see the progression. I still get nervous when I post a chapter. But now it’s because of all the angry PM’s I get. It’s okay, its still cool.

MW: Oh, I don't know if my friend ever told you this in a review (she's not great at leaving them *ehem, you know who you are*) but that scene you had of him pitching, with Carlisle and Emmett watching, she said for her it was one of the best FF scenes she's ever read.

EBT: Aww, that’s awesome. Funny cause I didn’t write that, Suzy did!

MW: Really? She loved it. Well, she said something along the lines of it being one of the most honest and just beautiful scenes she's read.

EBT: I have no experience with sports, so I asked her to take the reins and then I added my style to it, but that was all her.

MW: Cool, she did good. It was a good scene, I liked it.

EBT: Me too, I was thrilled with it.

MW: I think my friend was crying, and she doesn't cry often at fic’s.

EBT: Awwwww, that’s so nice. I cried too.

MW: Oh look, neighbor guy is right outside the window. I’m sure he knows we’re in here, wants to see what we’re wearing. We need to get over to that lingerie store so we can show him a few things.

EBT: I can’t wait! I need some smut!

MW: I'm so excited for it now... Ohhhh... Yeah, there has to be smut.

EBT: Good things to come…

MW: Hey, speaking of things to come… *giggles* So you working on anything new?

EBT: Yup, wanna know?

MW: Yes!!!

EBT: Well, Edward and Rosalie are…

MW: *glances outside* What the…

EBT: Don’t roll your eyes!

MW: No, look. Neighbor guy is holding something up in the window, I think it’s recording our conversation. He’s trying to sneak High Anxiety spoilers!

EBT: WHAT??

MW: *Jumps up and runs to the window, reaching out and grabbing neighbor guy by the glorious, thick dark brown hair that’s poking up in all directions* What are you doing?

NG: They made me do it! All those hotties over at Twilighted, they bribed me with scantily clad pictures of themselves and cupcakes if I’d get them some information on that story you’re talking about. I just really love cupcakes. And vanilla frosting…

MW: Oh really? Frosting huh?

EBT: *Approaches window after adjusting her cleavage* Hmmm, you and your vanilla need some hot sauce, my friend.

MW: *Exchanges looks with EBT* Oh, well I think we can handle that. Meet us in my hot tub, boy, ten minutes, and bring tequila. You got that?

NG: *Looks back and forth between MW and EBT* Oh hell yeah!

MW: Yeah, I think it’s time to finish this interview. Things are about to get very M rated up in here.

EBT: *watches as neighbor guy runs off toward his house* I didn't bring my swimming suit.

MW: *quirks eyebrow* I wasn't planning on wearing one.

EBT: Awesome…

Mrs. White Looks for Cars with Artemis Leaena!

Another amazing story from the Twilight Erotica Challenge, winning the Judges' First Place award, as well as 2nd place in the Public Voting, was Honey, Where's Your Car? by Artemis Leaena. Get ready for some hot lovin' when you read this story. But before that, enjoy a little one on one time with the author. She's lots of fun...I promise.

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Mrs. White: Hey Artemis Leaena! I'm so glad to meet you! Thanks for coming car shopping with me today. I guess it's time I find something that will fit more than just two people in it. Darn kids...

Artemis Leaena: Thanks for inviting me, Mrs. White...can I call you M-dub? Cuz otherwise it's a mouthful, & if it's not of Edward...it's just not worth it!

MW: Oh honey, what I wouldn't give for a mouth full of Edward. Yum! Say, you seeing Breaking Dawn next month? I kinda can't wait...

AL: I AM...but sadly, not till the Wed after the release!! =( But I can't WAIT to see Edward break a few walls in the sex scene. **swoon**

MW: Hmmmmm, I know. That whole headboard rattling and destruction has me itching for more! So, how did you get started in fan fic?

AL: I don’t remember why I started reading fan fic, but it was about Sept of ’10 when I did so…and I was hooked! After a while, I got to thinking, “I can do this!” So, in May of this year, I sat down & started writing my first story.

MW: Very smart of you, I think the fandom is glad you did. Your stories are great! Hey, if you could be any other person in the world, who would you be and why?

AL: Someone with money. LOL Because I have none! =P LOL...Bella on her honeymoon! ;P

MW: Oh... **stares off into space** can you just imagine what that would be like? I mean, the movie scenes they've shown so far are just...ugh. Yes. Is hot out here? **fans herself**

AL: They have smaller cars inside...& I think that salesman looks like Edward!!!!! And ummm...yeah...LOL

MW: Oh nice! Let's go! So, what's the first story you read?

AL: “Wide Awake” by AngstGoddess003. I don't know what drew me to the story, but by chapter 2 I was hooked, & by chapter 6 I was resenting the real world for intruding! When I finished it 2 days later, I was ravenous for more!!

MW: Yeah, that was a good one. You know, I hung out with her one day. She taught me just exactly how much wood a woodchuck could chuck. It was very enlightening. Oh, and we spied on the hot guys that live across the street from me. Good times...

AL: LMBO...ok...now I'm jealous...& am going to go talk to the Edward-look-alike salesman WITHOUT you!

MW: Oh come now, don't be like that. Here, let me get you something to drink. I've been to this dealership before. Trust me, they know how to take care of a lady. What's your favorite thing to drink?

AL: White Russian & Vodka. Or a Mocha-Coconut Frappachino from Starbucks. Or maybe just Orange Juice.

MW: Well honey, you're in luck. I never leave the house without my trust flask full of liquor. And today we've got vodka. Yippee!! Oh! Relish tray! See what I mean? They take care of the ladies...

AL: Hmmmm...think the dealer would be willing to do body shots!?!?!? LOL ;P

MW: I do happen to know the answer to that question. Let's just say...he's a boob man. :) Grab some snacks, let's check out these cars.

AL: WOW…ummm…black olives, baby carrots, baby kosher dill pickles, bell peppers, celery, cucumbers, & cherry tomatoes LOL I’m a veggie kind of gal! =) & that salesman looks like he's got a cucumber I'd like to dip in my.....ummmm....so CARS huh?!?!?! LMBO

MW: Well, they are delicious. Can't blame you for wanting a bite of that guy... He's yummy! :D So, what's your favorite fan fic story and why?

AL: I don’t have one. Like my taste in music, my reading habits change with my mood. Sometimes I’m in need of humor and other times I crave drama. If it’s on my profile’s “faves” list, then it touched me. All I ask from a story is for Edward to always get Bella, & a few steamy lemons. Oh, & for the couples to be canon & all human…I don’t read Vamp fics.

MW: Ugh, a girl after my own heart. Yeah, vamp stuff? No thanks, I want my Edward human and flawed like no other. And for him to get his woman. **winks** So, speaking of Edward, if you could make smexy times with any character from one of your stories, who would it be and why?

AL: Edward from my Birthdays, Bars, & Bathrooms. He’s strong, confident, protective, possessive, caring, a little bad, a lot of good, & he’s a devoted dad. To me, there’s nothing sexier than a responsible man who does his duty, not because he has to but because he wants to, but knows how to get down-n-dirty! ;P Oh…& he’s well endowed! ROFLMBO I like ‘em big! **smirk**

MW: Is there any other kind of Edward? :D Hey, that car is red and kinda pretty. Plus it seats four. I could handle that.

AL: Than a sexy Edward?!?! Not in MY world!!! LOL Yes...but that one over there is cherry red, sporty, & a two seater....no middle console...good for leaning over & give Edward road....ummmm...so 4 seater, huh!?!?!? LOL I think the salesman is looking at my boobs! **winking at him**

MW: I like you... You think the same way I do. :) Oh yeah, he's totally looking at them, and why shouldn't he? With as many buttons as you have undone, your boobs look awesome! So, how did you come up with the idea for your story?

AL: In general, or just for this story? I AM having an awesome boob day...these babies need shown off!

MW: For this one. Focus, woman! And I've got an amazing corset at home that he would totally love. Just saying, you could borrow it, come back and take something for a test drive...

AL: Oh ummm...well...my mind pretty much lives in the gutter, so when y'all asked me to tell you what turns me on...this little ditty popped into my head!!! And I'll test drive him alright...LOL...I'll drive him til he can't drive anymore! =P I know how to handle a stick!!!! **smirk**

MW: I'm sure you do. You look like you could take him around the block a time or two... I'm sure he'd love it. **winks** Now, story. How did you come up with it? Why did you write for this contest?

AL: I can write a lemon, & smut, & pure sex...although I always have to leave it open-ended & with some sort of plot...but y'all's challenge of making it erotic but not smutty made me wonder if I could do that. So I entered as a way of challenging myself. I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to win...but my main goal was proving I could write an intimate scene that wasn't just word-porn. The idea for the story literally popped into my head as soon as I made the decision to enter. Like a little movie playing in my head, I saw it play out & sat down to write it for y'all! =) And around the block!? Hell...I'll take that man to the next COUNTY & back & make him forget his own name! **plumping up boobs in an obvious way**

MW: Oh you...I love how anxious you are. :D And he's a good one to take a ride with, if you know what I mean... Hey, what color are your bedroom walls? He's gonna want to know, so he can match his tie to them.

AL: White. Sadly, my apartment complex doesn’t allow us to paint. If I COULD though, they’d be a dark amethyst with gold borders.

MW: Hmmmmmm, pretty. :) Hey look! A green car, like Edward's eyes.

AL: He doesn't need to wear a tie....I've got some 'ties' already there for him!!! Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Is there a middle console!? I really like eating cucumber while driving down the road!!!! LMBO

MW: Dang am I glad we're hanging out today! I'm guessing you could give me some pointers, teach me some new tricks for my Neighbor Guy. He'll love it. So, who is your favorite character to write?

AL: Edward & Bella, obviously! LOL But I also love writing Alice…though she’ll never star in any of my stories. I’m a very hyper person, & an ex cheerleader, and Alice allows me to channel all my girly-girl, shop-a-holic, hyperness into someone who can carry it. I don’t care if she becomes clichéd, that’s how I love my Alice so that’s how I’ll always write her. =) Honey...I could write a BOOK of tricks...& treats for that matter...for you & your little neighbor-man!!! hehehehe

MW: Nice, I can see you as an Alice, and with your little Tricks and Treats book. And just in time for Halloween, too! Nice! Hey, if you were in a beauty pageant, what would your talent be?

AL: You mean BESIDES eating Edward's cucumber!? LOL Singing. I sang First Soprano all through high school, & auditioned into a Madrigal troupe in college in that range.

MW: Eating and singing...I love it. :D Hey this car has airbags. That's what Neighbor Guy sometimes calls my boobs, his big fluffy airbags. :D **hee-hee**

AL: LMBO...well...since you've got neighbor guy...you might want to un-deploy your airbags as I'm trying to use MY considerable airbags to snag sales-boy over there...who just checked out my ass!!!

MW: Nice!! I saw him wandering around behind us. I thought he might be doing a little "shopping" of his own. :) And honey, these "airbags" are always fully loaded. You just never know when you might cross paths with RPattz. Hey, do you have a celebrity crush?

AL: I don’t really have one. I’ve never understood the whole hero/celebrity worship phenomena. Yes, they’re incredibly good looking, & SOME are actually talented too…but they’re still just people. Besides, I’ve only ever crushed on two people in real life, & neither had anything to do with their looks…I’m drawn to someone’s personality more than anything. With celebrities, you never know anything beyond what they want you to know, so you can’t get a good ‘read’ on them. But I'd like to CRUSH on sales-boy, who is DEFINITELY 'shopping' for a 'ride' today! LOL

MW: Oh yeah, I think he's warmed up and ready to take a spin... :) So, how did you meet and get your beta?

AL: The wonderful Ninmesarra was a gift from the Beta Gods over at Sparkly Red Pen! =) I was ‘late to the game’ as it were in deciding to definitely enter this contest but SRP got me hooked up with Nin, & within 1 day she had me sorted out.

MW: Nice! Beta's are kinda awesome. I know I love mine. :) Almost as much as I'm loving that blue sports car over there. Wow...

AL: Oooohhhh...it IS shiny!!! =) Maybe if I undo another button, & hike my skirt up a little, the nice salesman will let me sit on him....in IT...I meant IN the car!!! =P

MW: Oh yeah!!! Hike that skirt up, let's see what kind of deals that'll get us!

AL: I think it'll take more than my satin-n-lace knickers to get us a good deal.....but perhaps if I let him tie me up them...LOL

MW: Oh honey, if you let him tie you up, I think we could get a car at wholesale! Oh, I wanted to ask you, which Disney Princess most closely resembles you and why?

AL: Hhmmm…wow…never thought of this one before. I’d have to say Belle. She knew she wanted more from life and, even though she didn’t know how to go about getting it, she wasn’t afraid to try. She also stood by her principles & never let anyone tell her that what she was thinking or feeling was wrong. She didn’t give in.

MW: Yeah, Belle was awesome like that. Plus all those books... :D Kinda like fanfic, always something to read. :D

AL: Plus she's French....I speak french! "Oh Monsier! Voulez vous coucher avec moi c'est soir?" ou puis-je vous donner une fellation???

MW: **swoons** I love French...French speaking, French Kissing, French Toast, French Fries... I love it all. Oh! And Michael Vartan is French. YUM! So, how does it make you feel when people gush over you and your stories?

AL: Validated! =) I’ve wanted to be a writer since I was 11, and several months ago made the decision to quit Accounting school to pursue that full-time. I don’t consider this to be ‘just fan fic,’ it’s more of a ‘proving ground’ for me. At least one great author—that I know of—got her start doing just this. So when people ‘gush’ over my writing &/or my stories, it makes me feel like I made the right life decision. Now, more than ever, I believe my Twitter byline, “Today, I write Twilight fanfiction. Tomorrow, someone will write fanfiction based on MY books!” Hmmmmm...Michael Vartan IS yummy!!!! Et, il est francais!!! J'adore tous le francais!!! =)

MW: Ohhhhhh, I love that. :) **sniffle** You're so determined, that's nice. I hope you're just as determined to land salesboy over there. I think he's getting a little hot under the collar, with your strutting around and all.

AL: Yeah...I thought he was was gonna bust his zipper when I 'oops' dropped my purse...hehehehehehe

MW: It's just a good thing you have that thong on, otherwise I think angry old receptionist lady would be calling the cops on us, crying indecent exposure! Ugh, it must suck to be that old. So hey, which Twilight saga book is your favorite? And what’s your opinion on Breaking Dawn?

AL: Or to be that old you can't suck anymore! **evil smirk** Eclipse is my fave book because Bella FINALLY put us out of our misery by declaring Edward was who/what she wanted…& she stood by it! Also, two words: “hip hitch.” LMBO Breaking Dawn gets a bad rap from the fans I think. I liked it a lot. However, I feel/felt that it could’ve been longer or a fifth book. To me, it felt a little rushed after Reneesme’s birth & Bella’s change. There could have been more development. Also, I’m a ‘closure’ kinda gal. LOL So I would’ve liked to’ve seen a bit more at the end from Bella & Edward.

MW: I liked Eclipse the best too. Mostly 'cause it has Angry Edward, and I love him... **smirks at the thought of her very own Angry Edward**

AL: Hmmm...I'll bet I could make salesboy 'angry.' LOL Maybe enough that he'll have to spank me?!?!?!

MW: I think it'd be fun to try... :D And who doesn't love a good spanking? Rawr. So, do you listen to music while you write? Does music inspire your stories in any way?

AL: Yes…I write best when there is music playing. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a song & thought, “That would make a great story!” But I have heard song & thought, “That would be perfect for a certain scene in one of my stories.” I keep a list attached to each story of what song & what I felt when I heard it or why I think it would work in that scene. I'm a touch OCD that way! =)

MW: I like that, music is a good thing. Oh hey, I brought this little cd with me, let's pop it into the cd player on one of these cars and see what happens... It's a little seductive, I hope you don't mind.

AL: As long as it has P!nk ft. Peaches' "Oh My God!" I'm good! LOL Although...I'd also like to show salesboy how I use my nine inch nails to get closer to him.....hmmmmmm I'm sorry...were you talking!? LOL

MW: :D Let me see...I think it's my stripper mix, so there's lots of Nickleback on here. How about a little "Something In Your Mouth" to start off with... We can finish up with some "Closer." That's always an awesome song to end the show with.

AL: Oooooo...I'd love to show Chad Kroeger how we can act like Animals....LOL....I wonder if salesboy can sing...aw hell...he can growl in my ear for all I care! LMBO

MW: Yee haw... :D So, if you could give one piece of advice to a new author, what would it be?

AL: Some people are going to love your work, others are going to hate it, and sometimes they’re going to be the same person. Take the criticism & use it to learn. Take the compliments & use them to fuel you during dark times. Never think so much of yourself that you are above asking for help…or accepting it when freely offered. Mostly though: until they make it personal, don’t take it personal. If you can’t do that, then stop writing, because if you’re going to break every time the wind blows wrong, then you’re never going to be strong enough to withstand the flood when success is achieved. I guess that's more than one piece...but it's all part-n-parcel! =)

MW: Ahhhhh, and it's so true, too. I mean, if I'd stopped collecting RobPorn when my children started laughing at me, I wouldn't have one of the biggest collections in the Southwest now. I mean, I had to move a couple of kids out of a bedroom so it could take over, but you know...they're happy in the garage. Whatever.

AL: As long as there's heat, it's not child abuse!!! LOL

MW: That's right! And they even have A/C for those summer months when it's 115. There's really nothing to complain about. Oh, you ever played football?

AL: ROFLMBO…ummm…no I’m a prissy girly-girl who doesn’t like to get dirty. And I suffer from Bella-itis & tend to trip over nothing, so it's really not safe for me to play sports! LOL

MW: :D It's probably better that you just watch, then. I know that's what I prefer to do...watch those men run around the field in tight little pants...tackling one another... **sighs** So, what is your favorite part about fan fic and the Twilight fandom?

AL: The variety! It’s interesting to see the many incarnations of the same characters. I’m sure it will happen eventually, but I’ve yet to read a fic & have the thought, “Oh, I’ve read this character or set of characters before.” As for the Fandom? The people! There are some truly awesome readers & writers out there, and I’ve been fortunate enough to get to interact with some of them. For instance...I'm having a great time whoring...ummm...I mean HANGING with you today! ;) And maybe later I can hang, whore, or whatever else he's into with salesboy!! hehehehe

MW: Nice. :D This is turning out to be a fun day. I usually hate the car sales place, but after today, I may start hanging out here more often. Oh, I wanted to ask, how did you choose your username? It's interesting...

AL: My real name is a variant of Artemis & I was born under the sign of Leo. Being a Mythology buff who loves Latin, I am “The Lioness Artemis,” or Artemis Leaena. I'm the one & only Goddess of the Pride! =P

MW: Nice. :D And I love how you've been on the prowl today... I know salesboy has noticed. He's panting over in the corner. :D So, what's your favorite ALMOST curse word?

AL: Frickin' A!!! LOL I say that all the time...much to the amusement of the teen squad that has taken up residence in my house!

MW: Oh, I love that one! :D It's so fun to say. :) Well, since salesboy is pretty much good to go, and I think it's about time for him to clock out, I just have one more question. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

AL: “Welcome home, my child!” Of course, I'll have to do A LOT of repenting...especially after tonight...'cause you're right....I think salesboy has just clocked out, judging by how determinedly he's stalking over here! So umm...It was wonderful hanging with you today M-dub...but I'm about to be VERY busy!!! =) I have to go help this Edward find his 'car'!!! LOL

MW: Yeah, I think you got some praying to do. Though, from the looks of it, you're gonna be getting worshipped good and hard tonight. **watches as salesboy stalks his way over to Artemis Leana**

AL: Well, hello there handsome! **whispering in an aside to Mrs. White** I'll catch ya later, sweety! **back to 'Edward'** So, honey, where's your car?

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Mrs. White Towers Over Surfer Boys with Wandb!

Hey everyone! We are getting a special treat this week, and trust me...I had a really good time with it too! We have interviews with two of the winning authors from the Twilight Erotica Challenge writing contest! I'm so excited to let you see all the fun I had with these two amazing ladies. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did...

First up we have Wandb, whose story Tower 32 won both the Public Vote and and IndieFicPimp Pick! It's an amazing story that I know you'll love, so gets get down and dirty with the author herself, shall we?

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Mrs. White: Hey Wandb! I'm so excited to come hang with you at the beach today. I hope my bikini is skimpy enough. Or, I mean not too skimpy...

Wandb: Me too! It's hard not to want to flaunt our perfect figures!

MW: I know, right? I mean great boobs should totally be shown off. **adjusts her cleavage**

Wb: Exactly.

MW: So, while we get out chairs set up here in the sand, I'll just ask you, how did you get started in fan fic?

Wb: A couple of friends from another board I frequent got me into it, and I’ve been hooked ever since. Back then, we were just so shocked to see such graphic lemons. LOL.

MW: Hmmmmm, friends and lemons really are fun. And sometimes even lemons with friends are fun. But that's another story. Hey, what color are your bedroom walls?

Wb: We’re all about the warm tones in my house. My room is mostly deep beige but I have one dark chocolate brown accent wall. I love color, but just in my pillows and things.

MW: Nice. Wow, the waves are really big today. You think we'll get to see some hot surfers here?

Wb: Hope so. Have you ever seen the way surfers get the hair out of their face with that sexy head shake? Yum! I dated a surfer growing up. It provided excellent research.

MW: Oh, that head shake...it really is nice. Yeah, I live so far from the beach, we never had any surfers. Hmmmm, oh well, you can't have everything I guess. So, what's the first story you read?

Wb: Wide Awake and The Submissive. Didn’t everyone start that way? LOL. Somewhere in the beginning was Waiting for Dawn. I thought it was so much better than Breaking Dawn.

MW: Hm, I never read that Waiting one, but Wide Awake and The Submissive...yummy. Two of my favorite kinds of Edward's in those ones. Hey, who is your favorite actor or actress?

Wb: I think Meryl Streep is amazing, but who doesn’t? For someone a little younger? I really like Carey Mulligan.

MW: Wow, big guns, huh? You know, Meryl was on tv the other night, in that Mama Mia movie. She was great.

Wb: Never saw that one, but I heard it was great.

MW: Yeah, it has that hottie Colin Firth and also the Amanda girl that played Lily Kane in the tv show Veronica Mars. I loved that. Oh! Speaking of favorites, what’s your favorite fan fic story and why?

Wb: My favorite is probably When Darkness Turns to Light. There is something just so incredibly HAWT about the whole emo thing. Loved it. I have a movie that Amanda girl is in right now called Dear John with Channing Tatum. HELLO? Where has he been all my life? I digress. Darkness Turns to Light is a great fic! I mean WHEN Darkness Turns to Light. Geez, I mention a hot guy and my brain turns to mush.

MW: Oh, Channing... You know, I'd never heard of him until I saw that movie. Ugh, I need to see that again...him in those fatigues...yummmmm... But yes, your story...I'm sure it's great. **stares at Wandb** I don't know how you pick just one favorite. I can't, they're like potato chips, I can't have just one. Or shots at a bar. Or hottie surfer boys... Wow, those guys out there are hot!

Wb: Yeah, I have a lot of favorites too.

MW: Nice. Maybe we should get some music going. I have a nice stripper mix that guys usually like, we can start with that. So, do you listen to music while you write? Does music inspire your stories in any way?

Wb: I don’t listen to music, which is odd because I’m really into music. I need complete silence to do any work. It’s strange, but if I have anything else to listen to, my mind wanders. That being said, I do picture music in certain scenes in my fics, and I’ll often cite the songs. For example, if they are dancing to a sexy song, I definitely can hear the song in my head as I write.

MW: I get that, totally. Hey, I think the guy that just came in from that last wave is looking at you. The blond over there...in the wetsuit. He's cute...

Wb: I definitely wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

MW: No way. Here, I'll rub some tanning oil on your back, you can lean forward and squish your boobs together while I do, he'll like that. So, how did you come up with the idea for your stories?

Wb: A lot of them are based on my personal experiences (I was kind of a crazy girl when I was younger). But a few have come to me in dreams. For this one, I wanted to do something where there was admiring from afar happening. I thought of having Edward be the lifeguard, but my beta suggested I switch it up.

MW: Yeah, I totally loved it, I thought it was great to have Edward surfing and looking all pretty out in the water, while Bella watched him from afar. I know I would be, whether it were my job or not. **giggles** So, if you could make smexy times with any character from one of your stories, who would it be and why?

Wb: I absolutely loved the Edward in Surviving the Rain, but a very close second would be the Edward from What Happens Now. In Surviving the Rain, Edward is this guy who’s overwhelmed with being famous, but he’s such a good guy! Yum! The exact opposite is true with the Edward in What Happens Now. He evolves into complete yumminess as the story goes on, and who hasn’t dreamed about being the one to tame the bad boy?

MW: Oh yeah, bad boys are super fun. I'm thirsty. You want something to drink?

Wb: Wine! I love all kinds.

MW: Well, you're in luck! I mean, I never go anywhere without my fancy flask full of liquor, but today I just so happened to bring a box of wine and some plastic cups. Darn lifeguards and their "No glass on the beach" rule. Whatever. I mean, five broken wine bottles after a crazy game of strip bonfire building and they get all mad.

Wb: They're moody lie that. I mean like. I guess I need wine more than I thought.

MW: Can you ever have too much wine? Really? So, who is your favorite character to write?

Wb: Bella. I like strong Bella's. You won’t find any shrinking violets in my stories. I also like Rosalie. You’ll see if you read my stuff that when I introduce her, she’s usually a good reality check for Bella. I like that. Everyone needs a friend like that.

MW: I do love a mouthy Rosalie... You know, sometimes I even love a smutty Rosalie when Edward's been very naughty. But I only like that if he's not in love with Bella yet, you know? I mean, they make all kinds of pretty in a lemon... **winks at Wandb**

Wb: Yeah, Emmett's not so bad either.

MW: Yeah, he's all big and muscly and hot...so good. Hey, what's your favorite kind of car?

Wb: If I said Volvo, would you laugh? Seriously, probably a Range Rover. My car is in the shop and just last weekend I forked out over $1400 for the damn thing. So right now, any car but my own is my favorite!

MW: I feel your pain...trust me. :D Wow, that's a really big swell. I think that blonde from earlier is waving to you from out there. I hope he doesn't wipeout... So, as he rides along there, hopefully not running into anyone else, how did you meet and get your beta?

Wb: I have two awesome betas, Viola Cornuta and TwiHart. I was first introduced to TwiHart through a friend from a mothering board I frequent. My friend knew I was having a hard time getting started and finding help. TwiHart and I have been a great team ever since, and oddly, I don’t even keep in contact with the girl who introduced us. My other beta Viola Cornuta was a reader of mine, who I asked to beta for me. Thankfully, she said yes!

MW: That's so sweet. :) You know, I think those mothering boards are pretty popular. I met some girls on those, too. :D That's how I found fanfic. :D You think they got a concession stand here or something? I'm starving. How about ice cream?

Wb: I've been on this massive gelato kick lately. I never understood the difference between that and ice cream. But I do still love me so Pralines n Cream or Cookies n Cream ice cream.

MW: Hmmmm, that sounds yummy. And oh, look at the hottie working behind the counter. He can scoop me up any day. Or I mean scoop up my ice cream. **winks at the cute ice cream scooping boy** So, how does it make you feel when people gush over you and your stories?

Wb: I swear, it’s the best feeling! I’m a little known author, so when I get a rec, I’m totally over the moon about it! It makes me feel amazing to know that my readers are connecting with my characters. As I write, I get very involved with my characters, and I absolutely love it when people see the same things in them that I do. I also love it when readers have a completely unexpected reaction. So much fun!

MW: Yeah, that is nice. Almost as nice as those guys over there throwing the football around. You think we should ask if we can play with them?

Wb: Yep! I played Powder Puff in high school as a defensive lineman. In college, I played flag football as an outside linebacker. I’m too slow to run with the ball, and my throwing arm is ghastly.

MW: Oh, well maybe we can just get them to tackle us, after we've finished our ice cream, that is. **waves and wiggles boobs toward the hot football players**

Wb: I like your way of thinking!

MW: Yeah, I kinda think that way all the time. I can't help it. So, which Twilight saga book is your favorite? And what’s your opinion on Breaking Dawn?

Wb: I liked Eclipse the best, although I was NOT happy when Bella kissed Jacob. I thought Breaking Dawn was okay, but only because I like HEA. I thought the whole birth thing was absurd. Bella’s change should never have happened like that. Also, I thought the book spent WAY too long in Jacob’s POV. It was annoying. And don’t even get me started on Renesmee (both her name and the whole Jacob thing). Hmmm…maybe I didn’t like it after all. LOL.

MW: Oh yeah, Eclipse was good. It has Angry Edward... **shivers with delight at the thought of that** Hey, who is your celebrity crush?

Wb: I have to say Robert Pattinson because yeah…but beyond him? I think Henry Cavill is adorable. Seriously, have you seen The Tudors? **shudders**

MW: Isn't he gonna be Superman or something? Nice. But will he sparkle? That's all I wanna know... I mean, Rob is pretty amazing...as my huge RobPorn stash can testify. It takes up a whole bedroom now. It's so pretty... You should see the RPattz curtains I ordered on line. Hmmmmm...

Wb: If you happen to have any of that RobPorn electronically, I know someone who might be interested in a few pics. My...uh...friend.

MW: Oh yeah, my Smart Phone is so smart, I've cataloged my entire collection on it. It might take a few days to get through, though, 'cause it's so big. **hee-hee-hee** Just so that your "friend" is aware. I've got the pics labeled by shirt color, hair length, finger bending, scuffed up shoes, facial scruff, and percentage of dumb foundedness that is caused by it. It's a good system, really thorough,and those are just a few of the categories...you'd be surprised.

Wb: That makes you my new best friend! :)

MW: Nice. :D So, since we're being so friendly, if you could give one piece of advice to a new author, what would it be?

Wb: That’s a tough one. I think getting a beta is extremely important. You need someone who will tell you when something just isn’t working. My betas know that sometimes they have to hurt my feelings in order to help me, and I appreciate the honesty. Also, I think being involved and responsive to readers is really important. Listen to the feedback and put your ego on the back burner.

MW: So true...so true... Look at those women over there, all decked out in their itsy bitsy bikini's and stripper heels. Please, like any of these surfer boys would look at them when they could be looking at us. I'm so sure...

Wb: I know, right?

MW: Yeah, whatever. Besides, they'll be picking sand out of those shoes for days. :D Hey, if you were in a beauty pageant, what would your talent be?

WB: I’m a huge singer. Can’t get me to shut up. I’ll sing for anyone who will listen.

MW: Nice. Singing's fun. You ever played Strip Karaoke? It's fun... **glances down at the sand in thought** You know, I play a lot of strip games... Huh.

Wb: Can't say I've ever played that one...but I AM having a karaoke birthday party this weekend. Maybe I should give it a try!

MW: You totally should. Just remember to wear lots of layers if you don't sing so well. Or not so many if you want people to really like you... :D And liquor is always a fun addition to the mix. :D Hey, which Disney Princess most closely resembles you and why?

Wb: Jasmine. I’m not shy, nor am I frail or helpless. I’m pretty outspoken, so yeah, Jasmine.

MW: Nice. You should totally dress up like her for Halloween this year. I've got a see through corset that would be perfect for you!

Wb: Perfect!

MW: Yeah, you'll love it. So, what is your favorite part about fan fic and the Twilight fandom?

Wb: I love the creativity! I’m always amazed at what people come up with. Also, I like the sense of camaraderie.

MW: Creativity is good. Especially the creative ways these boys find to slither out of their wet suits. Dang, that one didn't hold his towel up quite high enough. I think I might be in love...

Wb: Tan lines are a very good thing. They remind me that I'm seeing something I shouldn't be seeing.

MW: Oh yeah...like, the unknown...the forbidden...the naughty parts... :D They are fun. :D Hey! What’s your favorite item on a relish tray?

Wb: Olives. I can eat them by the pound. Oddly, I’ve never met anyone impartial to olives – people either love them or hate them.

MW: Oh, I love olives, especially green ones. And all the better that sometimes they come in my drinks. It's like dinner and a drink, all in one! :D

Wb: I agree! Hmmm...I kinda want a Bloody Mary right about now.

MW: Yum, that does sound good. Well, maybe we should start packing up our stuff, let the boys know we're ready to go, give them a chance to get over here with their phone numbers for us. Oh yeah, what is your favorite ALMOST curse word?

Wb: Cheese and Rice. It’s a regular in my repertoire.

MW: Cheesy rice...oh great, now I'm hungry. :D Hey, if you could be any other person in the world, who would you be and why?

Wb: I’d want to be a contestant on American Idol. I would have loved to do something like that, but it wasn’t around when I was eligible (am I dating myself?).

MW: Oh no, honey, American Idol's been on forever, I think Ryan Seacrest is the new Dick Clark, he'll never show his age.

Wb: I should have been a lifeguard - then I'd get a free license to stare at these hotties.

MW: You know it. All this hot, wet, man meat out here...it feels like I've died and gone to Heaven. Hey, if Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Wb: Welcome! Suffice it to say my naughty thoughts alone won't get me there!

MW: :D Oh man, I hope we still get to have those naughty thoughts when we're there. I mean, angels are supposed to be hot, right? All muscles and toned abs? Like those guys there, out in front of that little shack thing. The ones watching us with binoculars...

Wb: You mean the guys on Tower 32? Yeah, they're hot.

MW: Yeah, let's go meet them. Here, I'll act like I'm feeling faint, and judging from the 6 pack on that dark headed one...I just may not have to act. Here, I'll lean on you and act all helpless, and you yell to them.

Wb: Always thinking, I like that!

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